Utterly bonkers Christmas pantomime horse race trots through Greenwich

On December 15 teams of panto horses wobbled, galloped, and pub-hopped their way through the town, all in the name of charity.

The theme for this year’s event was United Neightions II, with horses representing countries from across the globe.

A virtual “Back a Nag” fundraiser encouraged supporters to donate to their favourite team ahead of the race, with donations determining the starting positions.

The top three fundraising teams also won prizes for their efforts.

Things kicked off with a procession from the gates of Greenwich Park, where the “Scotland” team—raised just £10—found themselves at the back of the pack, enduring the “Trot of Shame” while being pelted with Rice Krispies by spectators.

After a short stop to compose themselves at Devonport House, the horses charged off at 1pm, fuelled by cheers, laughter, and the occasional pint from their loyal fans.

The race route wound through some of Greenwich’s finest watering holes, including the Kings Arms, the Greenwich Tavern, Ye Olde Rose & Crown, and Olivers Jazz Bar.

It all ended at the Morden Arms, where chaos reached its peak with a grand finale.

Finalists ditched the galloping and instead bounced to the finish line on Space-Hoppers—whilst still dressed as pantomime horses.

Team Croatia, represented by Lillie Enriquez and Evie Cockrell from the Pelton Arms, claimed victory at the 2024 London Pantomime Horse Race.

Team Netherlands, led by Rosie Fean and Lucy Davies, won recognition as the most donated team.

Behind the silliness was a serious cause as event raised money for Great Ormond Street Children’s Hospital, and thanks to public generosity (and some heroic fundraising from the top teams) the event has raised an impressive £7,688.

Organisers are hoping to gallop past the £10,000 mark, helping make a difference for the children at GOSH.

The day had everything: bonkers costumes, bouncing horses, pub-pit stops, and a crowd who lapped up every absurd moment.

It was a reminder of why this unique Greenwich tradition is so loved, and why race organiser Mark Biddiss decided to get the event back up and running against after a break due to Covid.

To support the cause, visit the JustGiving page.